One day, an Irishman who'd been stranded on a desert island for more than 10 years saw a speck on the horizon.
He thought to himself: It's certainly not a ship."
As the speck got closer, he began to rule out the possibilities first of a small boat and then even a raft.
Eventually there emerged from the surf a figure in a black wetsuit. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, the swimmer revealed herself as a drop dead gorgeous blonde.
She strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him: "Tell me, how long has it been since you had a good cigar?"
"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.
with that, she unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a fresh pack of cigars,
He took one, lit it, and took a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," he sighed, "that's so good! I'd forgotten how great a smoke can be!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey?" asked the blonde.
Trembling, the castaway replied "Ten years."
Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped another pocket and produced a flask.
He opened it and took a long drink. "Sure, 'tis nectar!" he exclaimed.
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the Irishman and asked: "And how long has it been since you played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed: "Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too!"
It's a fact
The Hollywood sign was erected in 1923.
Sugar was added to chewing gum in 1869 by a dentist, William Semple.
Mosquitoes have teeth.
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