After a few years of married life a man finds that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor who tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him: “This is all in your mind.” And refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits, the shrink confesses: “I’m at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured.” So the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says: “I can cure this.” He throws some powder on a flame and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
The witch doctor says: “This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say ‘1-2-3’ and it will rise for as long as you wish!”
The guy asks the witch doctor: “What happens when it’s over?”
The witch doctor says: “All you or your partner has to say is ‘1-2-3-4’ and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!”
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So he is lying in bed with her and says: “1-2-3.” and suddenly he gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says: “What did you say ‘1-2-3’ for?”
It’s a fact
The bird that lays the largest egg in relation to its own size is the Kiwi.
Argentineans eat more meat than any other nation in the world.
Up until the age of six or seven months, children can breathe and swallow simultaneously.
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